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Sinhala Love Joke SMS

Oyath ekka gewapu kale kohoma amathaka karannada?
Oya maath ekkama hitiya adaren.
Mathakada api pansal giya ekata.
Oya bomaluwedi nawathuna.
Mama mal pahan pooja karala awa oya lagata.
Eth man eddi oya ethana na.
Mama hama thanama hewwa.
Ane deiyane mage papuwa hos gala giya.
Mata kagahuna….
“Kauda Yako mage SEREPPU 2 ussapu ekaaa…” Umbata Kawadawath Mula Amathaka Une Na
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Wessak wahina kota
oyage hithata sathutak denenawa neda?
E wessata themennath  hitenawa neda?
Oyata ehema hithena 1 kisima wereddak ne
Etthatama oya Ehema hitena 1
pudumayak
newei
Mokada itin Wahinakota
hema
GEMBEKUTAMA ehema hitenawane
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Girl:- athi ane Kauruhari dekkoth Prashnayak wei...
Ikman karannako
Boy:- thawa tika welawak iwasanna 
Kauruth dakinnethi wei..
ehemma thawa tikak ussala pennuwanam 
mama wade ikmanata iwara karanawane...
Girl:- ai pennuwe neththam monawa karannada?
Boy-: oya pennuwe neththam...
Mama... 
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Exam eken "FAIL"  wei.... plz Help me  
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Oya kawadawath hithanna nethuwa athi
mama mehema ahai kiyala.
Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye
meeta hugak issara.
mehema ahuwa kiyala
man gena waradiyata hithanna epa
eth meka mata thawa duratath
hithe hangagena inna ba
Mata aththama kiyanna hallo
Oya tamath dath madinne
pol mudden neda?
Ada Vage Dinaka Nariyek
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Birida - 
Eaiii me......mage hatta katuwa gahanwako
Samiya- 
Ko.... denawa...
Thamusela maha lokuwata aitiwasikam kata karnwa.....
Me loke pirimi nattam thamuselata
hatta kathuwak wat gahanna kenek innwada...??
Birida- 
Ane nikan innwa...
Me loke pirimi nattam katu gahanna nemei 
hatta adinna onet  ne Oiiii...!!!
Oyawa Matak Unama 
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Oyawa matak unama mama 
gihin Hada balanawa 
atakota oyage muhuna matak wenawa. 
Ira baladdi oyage kadulu matak wenawa. 
Signal aka dakiddi oyage 
suduwan dath depala matak wenawa.
Oyage katahada ahanna hitunama 
mokada dannawada karanne 
PARE YANA BALLEKUTA GALAK GAHANAWA. 
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"man eyata LOVE.

Eya mata LOVE".

deiyane baLOVE.  

daewadda hinda hiLOVE.

Jivitheta kello diha nobaLOVE.

mama deviyanta karanne  kannaLOVE.

Me balapiya boLOVE.

me wage msg  kiyawanne riLOVE....    
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Boy:-Innako mama hemita dannam
Girl:-Ane….mata ridei patiyo
Boy-poddak ridunata mokada
Girl-Ah….ridhenawa raththaran
Boy-iwasan inna kelle,thawa tikaine
Girl-eka harima hiratane yanne,eliyata gannako
Boy-ehenam kamak na sudu… 
api wena “WEDDING MUDDAK” balamu
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KOLLA
'K'- Kiyana de ahana
'O'- Onawata wada adare karana
'L'- Lokukam  nathi
'L'- Lassana
'A'- Awanka Jaathiyak
KELLA
'K'- Kapati
'E'- Eka hadawathak nathi
'L'- Lokukam athi
'L'- Lanu dena
'A'- Adaraya aduranne nathi jathiyak
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Wife- oya mata kochchara adareda? 
Husbund- Sajahan Mumthasta adare wage... 
Wife- e kiyanne oya man marunama taj mahal ekak wage ekak hadanawada? 
Husbund- ow aniwaryenma, 
man me lagin hoda idamakuth gaththa, 
eth oya thamai parakku...
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Son: thatte ara sathage nama mokakda? Father: u thamai puthe buruwa.
Son: athakota ara eha patten inna eka kauda? Father: a thamai buruwage wife 
son: ithin thatte buruwoth kasada badinawada? Father: ow.. 
Son: pissu. mona rateda thatte buruwo kasada badinne? 
Father: hama ratema buruwo thamai puthe kasada badinne...
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"Pipunu" kusumaka" sumudu"pethi" men" Obe'" jiwaya" diyunu"wewa..." 
Dukak"noredunu" sathuta" sapirunu" dinak" Oba" hata" uda" wewa....
"Kenekuge" duka" danena "tharamata" Obe" situwili "Pahan" wewa.... 
" Sda" nomiyana" ape" mithu"dama" hade"path"iru" matha" Redewa
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WIFE-monawada darling oya othana idagena karanne
HUSBAND- mukuth na. 
WIFE-mukuth nathi wenne kohomada 
oya ape kasada sahathike aragena 
ude idala ehapaththa mehapaththa peralagena hoyanne
HUSBAND-na mama me baluwe meke 
"EXPIRE DATE" ekak thiyenawada kiyala.
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Meka lassana china adara katawak.
Akamat aka china govi pawlaka lassana genu lamayek hitiya. 
Ayage nama yoshi.itin me yoshi a game lokkage puta shaisenta adare kala.
dawasak me denna hambela kata kara.
Yoshi.-shaisen, ashimo shimchiyen liy"ajw" oshiti.Shaisen-olajin liyenw kaishek akasi.??
Yoshi-ulawchilan nashi oshitan yamacasi.!Shaisen-yo liyejin likar chinshiyen. 
Sayonara.Yoshi.-shaisen shaisen.. Sayonara.. Chishan chonai. Chonai......
Dekka neda a ayage adara katawa."okkoma kiyewwada,lassanai neda?
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Rattaran oya dannawada mama oyata koitaram adareda kiyala mata e adare wachanawalin kiyanna teren ne eth mama danne meccharai mata oya nethuwa meloke gewatwenna be kiyala vitarai mama tama oyawa hebahin dekala netath oyagen atwenna beritaramata oyage hadawathata lanwela oya tama danne nethuwa ati oyata pixsiyek wage adare karana kellek innawa kiyala atthamai rattaran mata oya nethuwa meloke jiwat wenna be ehema unoth mage papuwa pelila merila yavi… mathu upadina hema atmayakama oya magema wenna kiyalai mama prartana karanne /mehema adare karana girl kenek mata ikmanata lebewa
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